Tell
me about your phone call to Edgard
Varese. I had
received for my 15th birthday $5, and -
although I had never made a long-distance
call before - I thought that maybe for $5
I could make a call to that mysterious
place Greenwich Village, to call Varese.
And my mother said okay. And he wasn't
there. He was in Brussels getting the
"Poem Electronique" ready for
the World's Fair. But I did speak with
his wife. And I've spoken to her a couple
of times on the phone.
Did
you learn anything that was important to
you, other than just to make the call?
Well,
what are you really going to learn?
What's a composer's wife going to tell
you? She was a nice lady. She was kind to
take the call. They lived on Sullivan
Street in the Village. It was a nice
place. It had a red lacquer door. When we
moved to New York in '67, we had this
miserable fucking apartment on Thompson
street, but it was a block away from
Varese's house. He was already dead by
that time, but I used to walk by there
and see that little red door and just try
to imagine what it would be like to be
trapped in that apartment not writing
music for 25 years.
You
mentioned once that you were sometimes
influenced by sidemen. How much do people
really influence you?
If
you find out that there is a person who
can play a certain instrument, and do
things on that instrument that are
unique, you're always tempted to write
something specifically for that
individual.
Like
with Vinnie Colaiuta?
He's
a perfect example. He's a truly unique
individual.
In
his rhythmic ability to hear more than a
one-two-three-four, one-two-three-four?
Yeah.
And to play it with style and attitude.
Attitude is a prime commodity in music
today, but this is one of the guys who
invented attitude.
Where
did the title Barking Pumpkin come from?
That's
an easy one. Gail used to smoke. She
quit. But she used to smoke Marlboros,
and she coughed all the time. And so I
had always referred to her as my pumpkin,
and so at that point she was a barking
pumpkin.
Since
you said you haven't played guitar in so
long, my impression of you over the last
many years is of an extraordinarily
serious composer locked away late at
night typing away on a Synclavier. Do you
know any other composers who have done as
much continuous work as you on a
Synclavier?
I
don't know too many composers who can
afford them. There's a guy named Herb
Pilhoffer in Minneapolis who has a setup
twice as big as mine, mainly because he's
doing these commercial things and some
film scoring. I've never met him, but my
assistant [Todd Yvega] used to work for
him and told me about his setup. There
may be some Synclavier setups in some
universities with some students using
them. But as far as composers of any kind
of repute that have this system or
anything like it, I don't think so.
Because it's not just a stand-alone
system. You can't just buy one and then
do it, because in order to reproduce it
and capture what it does, you virtually
need to plug it into a recording studio.
You
mentioned once that your Synclavier was
unable to stop and play from any given
point. Is that still a problem, or did
they fix it?
That
particular thing was making it play from
any given point from the music-printing
page. And they are no longer supporting
their music-printing software. I think
they fired everybody who wrote their
music-printing software. The company is
basically going the direction of selling
the system to the world of film and
television. They use the sound-effects
inserting device. And although it wasn't
originally touted as a musical instrument
and a composer's tool, I think that their
bread is being buttered by the
entertainment industry now.
So
you won't get this issue taken care of.
Not
unless I go out and hire the guy who
wrote the music software and tell him to
come in and fix this. We're using [Coda]
Finale software. It's about $600, runs on
a Mac, is MIDI-interfaceable, and
graphically it mops the floor with the
Synclavier's music printing. It's
probably the most complicated piece of
musical software I've ever seen. I mean,
I own it, but I still can't work it. Ali
Askin, the copyist for the Ensemble,
wanted to use it in order to prepare the
scores for Frankfurt, so I let him go out
and buy a copy. He learned to work it in
about a week. How, I'll never know,
because there are three incredibly dense,
tiny-print manuals on this thing that are
absolutely baffling.
The
idea was that if I got a copy of the
software, too, then I could do a MIDI
dump by using this new feature on the
Synclavier. I can take my sequences,
transfer them via the MIDI port into
Finale, and then send him floppies of the
Synclavier stuff so he can manipulate the
pictorial data in Germany. I had to buy
the software just to set up this
communication link with him. We installed
it, but I've never even attempted to use
it. The first thing I did was have my
assistant, Todd Yvega, who is a real
computer whiz, try to figure out how the
damn thing worked. And when I saw him
pulling his hair out, I said, "This
is not for me. I'll get too
frustrated." Let me give credit
where credit is due. Todd is really Mr.
Synclavier.
The
other guy whom I regard as a major talent
in and a major asset in preparing the
work that I'm doing now is the new
recording engineer, Spence Chrislu,
because Bob Stone is no longer here. And
this other guy who makes sure that
everything works is Dave "The Tree
Hugger" Dondorf. So between Dave,
Spence, Todd, and myself, when we all get
together and all the equipment is
working, we can rule the world! The days
on which everybody's here and all the
equipment is working are so few and far
between, I think the world is still very
safe.
When
computer technology reaches a point where
people can start using their finger or a
pen to write things, would you switch
back from typing in notes into writing in
notes again, only now on computer
screens?
Well,
I have to go back to dots on paper
because it seems that since I cannot
operate Finale, and there are some
strategic limitations to the Synclavier
software, in order to prepare the
composition for the Ensemble Modern, the
easiest way to make some of this stuff
happen is to just go back to dots. For
this, I had to get special glasses made,
because the normal ones that I use were
the focal length between my head and the
CRT, and are therefore useless. It's the
hunched-over-monk work position on a
table, so I had to get these
mondo-magnifiers.
I've
been reading about a rising interest in
country music at the same time that
there's a rising interest in rap. Are
there racist components at work here, or
is this all media hype?
Anything
that appears in multiple locations on
fronts of magazines which are basically
owned or affiliated with record companies
and broadcasters, I think you can count
on smelling a rat.
You
mentioned once in an interview that one
of the sad things for young people is
that they no longer have venues in which
to hear improvisation.
Yeah.
And since most of the best improvisation
was never photographed or videotaped, if
they're raised in a world where the
interest of a musical nature is tied only
to the question of, "Is there a
video of it?" kids will never get a
chance to hear what it was. If it is no
longer fashionable to listen to music, if
your peer group only watches music, and
if you're old-fashioned and you listen to
music, then you could lose status by
being a mere listener. The trend today is
to be a
music-viewer-slash-dance-participant.
Are
we seeing an era in which even the
phenomenon of listening to music will
give way to some other fad like the
Duncan yo-yo men and ballroom dancers and
vaudevillian jugglers?
That
even sounds like a kind demise.
You
think it will be more brutal?
Since
music exists now at the whim of corporate
sponsorship, the temptation to create
musical divisions at corporations who
prey upon these consumers is going to be
very strong. In other words, the trend I
see is towards a Coca-Cola concert
division, a Pepsi-Cola concert division,
a Nike concert division, a you-name-it
concert division, where the type of music
required to help sell their product is
nurtured in a test tube and then foisted
onto the consumer world with the whole
control, cooperation, and financial
backing of the manufacturer who stands to
benefit from it.
Do
you see the same scary depressing future
for metropolitan orchestras as well? They
already play Beethoven's Fifth every
season.
What
could be more scary than their existence
right now: What's more scary than being
in that orchestra where you never do
anything other than that? Except die.
How
many orchestras do you know that are able
to even expand their repertoire? Kent
Nagano was the first conductor that I
ever heard of trying to do something
semi-strange.
Well,
Kent is also a unique individual. This is
a chance-taking, weirdo, outside guy.
He's not a normal orchestral conductor.
He's being very successful, more
successful in Europe than here, because
that's where the action is. Take for
example this project that I'm doing.
There's no way it could ever be done in
the United States. No group would ever
come to me and offer me the amount of
money that would enable me to work on it
for a year.
How
is your next album coming along?
I
finally finished disc one of the
Civilization: Phaze III album, which is
something that I've been promising for
years and years. Most likely, it's going
to he a double CD. But the thing that's
unique. about this album is, it combines
the people inside the piano that were on
Lumpy Gravy, except that on Lumpy Gravy
there was just this smidgen of what was
actually recorded with them. I've had
these tapes since 1967 and have
extensively edited all this semi-random
conversation together into little scenes
that form the bridges between the
Synclavier pieces that are the bulk of
the album. And it's pretty astonishing.
How
long were they in that piano?
Twenty
years.
And
then you let them out?
Well
you can't make them stay, and you don't
want them in there unless they're being
entertaining. And so it started to become
a trendy thing to do at this particular
studio. Like the receptionist out there
would go, "They're in there in the
piano again, ha ha ha." And the next
thing you know, she's one of the people
in the piano. So the cast of characters
that wandered in and out of the piano
covered everybody from Motorhead and
[bass guitarist] Roy Estrada to the
sister of the guy who owned the recording
studio to Monica the Albanian
receptionist to bunches of other people
whose names I can't even remember. They
just happened to be there, and I said,
"Do you want to go in the
piano?" And they said,
"Yes."
Sounds
like a microcosm of America once again.
Did you listen to all of the hours of
this stuff?
Absolutely.
And I've been listening to it since 1967.
This is a process of creating stylized
poetry using digital editing techniques.
You know how hard it is to edit any
material that's ambient using a razor
blade? You can't make it sound right. But
thanks to the Sonic Solutions, you can do
these cross-fade edits where the
resonance of the piano does not cut off
and the people who were not even in the
piano on the same day would talk to each
other or answer each other back in some
strange conversation. Without Sonic
Solutions, I couldn't have put this thing
together. It was truly a project that had
to wait for technology to catch up and
make it possible. So not only do we have
these smooth transitions from different
days and different groups of people
inside this piano, but they also blend
seamlessly into the Synclavier pieces. So
the piano overhang, which would be the
result of voices setting the strings in
motion, will be overhanging the start of
the Synclavier piece, and the last chord
of a piece will be ringing off into the
piano as they come in talking again.
Were
the Synclavier sections composed after
listening to all this older material, or
had you been sketching them out all
along?
You've
got to understand what the Synclavier
process is like, as opposed to writing
for any other medium. Imagine being a
sculptor, okay? And imagine making your
own mountain and then going to the
mountain periodically and hauling your
own hunks of marble back to the shop so
that you can whack away on them.
Sculpture is a subtractive medium, and
you start off with more than you wind up
with. So the analogy here is that the raw
material that I'm working with is
whatever is in my imagination versus what
samples are at my disposal. And building
the mountain is building your collection
of samples. After you've recorded the
individual instrument, or jackhammer, or
whatever it's going to be - you can't
deploy it into a composition unless it's
been captured. You know, it needs a start
mark and an end mark put on it, and all
this really drudgerous bookkeeping kind
of stuff, which Todd does for me. So I've
got far more samples on tape now than I
even have access to in the Synclavier,
just because it takes months to prepare
the raw material. And as the new samples
come on-line, they are deployed into
compositions which Have been worked on
over periods of years. In other words,
the day I start a certain composition, I
have one set of samples, and it makes the
composition sound a certain way. But as
new sounds come along, and they're
plugged into the composition, the notes
may be the same, but the whole sound of
the piece changes.
And
so you're often rewriting material you
wrote long ago. At least the notes on
paper now have a different timbre.
It's
not just that. I mean, when you get to
hear other possibilities, you're
influenced by the very process. For
example, when I first bought the
Synclavier, it wasn't even a sampling
machine, and I started writing things for
it that just used the FM synthesis. The
main charm with a Synclavier at that time
was the power of its sequencer and the
fact that you could have multi-tracks and
things colliding with each other. So some
of the pieces that were started even in
the pre-sampling days on the Synclavier
have gone through permutations over the
years and still haven't been released
yet. About a month ago, we finished
something that I've been working on for
10 years; it's 24 minutes long. It sounds
like an orchestra piece, but it's an
orchestra like you never heard before.
You couldn't get an orchestra like this.
Not only do you have all the normal
orchestral-sounding instruments - the
piano, percussion, and the rest of that
stuff - but it has every known kind of
synthesizer noise built into it, plus
vocal sound effects and car sounds and
all this stuff organized into basically a
diatonic composition. I've been working
on this thing for years and years and
years, and every time a new sample comes
along, it would go into this thing.
That's going to be the centerpiece of the
second disc. Timbre is determined by your
samples, which is determined by your
ability to purchase the samples or make
them from scratch.
But
the only real limitation on the machine
is an "S" with two lines
through it. Everything that it can do
costs way too much money, since there are
so few of them around, the price per
pound of what it does is still way up
there. In order to stay in business, the
company had to make a decision to move it
away from being a composer's tool to more
of a sound-effects film- business type
tool. And so they've stopped supporting
the music software. They've had a lot of
software updates for all the editing
aspects of it, but none for maybe three
years on the music-printing software.
They fired the guy who wrote the printing
software, so that's kind of frozen in
time. The software contract is $2,500 a
year, just to stay current with what
they're doing. It's mostly to expedite
"housekeeping," et cetera.
The
one thing that I am kind of proud of is
that I never took any foundation grant
money to do any of this stuff. It was all
financed from record sales. But as the
record sales go down, so does the amount
of money that I can turn around and
reinvest into the hardware - which has a
price that's steadily rising - and it
squeezes me into a weird kind of
position, because it keeps me constantly
in debt to the bank to pay off loans in
advance to buy the equipment that's in
that room. So the more
"specialized" the music that
you can make, the smaller the audience
gets. So it's like going down a black
hole, where it'll eventually reach a
singularity, and - poof - there it is.
Gail does all the business. She takes
care of all the stuff for the bank. She
arranges for all the loans to get the
equipment. The house is her project;
that's her composition.
How
do you catalog your samples? Is it broken
down by car-bumpers-falling-off noises
versus... .
That
would be under "Industrial."
It's completely broken down. Not only
that, but I think we've got tons of
thousands of samples by now, and you
memorize their names. There's an
eight-digit computer name for each of
these things. I can sit there and watch
the thing, and I can see the name of the
sample, and I know what it sounds like. I
know every one of those little bastards.
I know how far it will travel on the
keyboard all by itself. I know this stuff
inside and out. To be able to write music
for that kind of sound universe offers
some major opportunities if you have the
time to do all the typing to manipulate
it properly. And there's never enough
time at one sitting to finish something,
because the more you get into it, the
more you understand it could sound a lot
better if it only had this nuance or that
nuance. And every nuance you want to add
takes hours, which then go into days
which go into weeks, and on and on.
And
every one of those nuances needs to be
defined - amplitude for each note,
whether the note has vibrato or whether
it's going to bend to the next note, all
that stuff. All that has to be typed in
as data. And it has to be transferred to
tape, then it has to be mixed.
How
do you ever know when something is done?
When
I get so fucking sick of it, I go,
"It's done!"
Does
this ever feel like torture to you?
Oh,
yeah. There are some intermediate stages
that are definitely not fun.
But
it's a habit you can't kick?
Yeah,
that probably would be accurate. I don't
think I would even want to.
As
your skills increase, do you notice your
music changing?
I
don't know how to answer that. That's
pretty subjective.
What
do you feel are your greatest weaknesses?
I
just can't do normal stuff.
Like?
Arithmetic.
You're
talking about life skills.
Yeah,
and their equivalent in music. I can't do
counterpoint. I can't write traditional
harmony, which would mean I would be
virtually unemployable. Without me
employing myself, I wouldn't have a job.
I've
listened to some of your orchestral stuff
and thought, "Gee, I notice he's
getting rid of these sort of things I
learned about in college."
I
never had to get rid of them!
What
are your greatest strengths?
Probably
the greatest strength that I have is a
sense of humor.
Your
humor seems to show a real concern for
the plight of human beings in a declining
culture.
Well,
I don't think in terms of things like
"the plight of human beings,"
because they certainly haven't cared
about my fucking plight, so why should I
care about theirs? However, I think that
the label of "misanthrope" is
probably not right for me, and
"misogynist" is not right
either. The thing that interests me is
the behavior. That's always been a
fascinating thing to me. Whether an
interest in behavior constitutes a
"concern for a plight," that's
subjective. But I think that it's even
scientifically worthwhile to make some
notes about behavior as observed. And
this can lead you to speculation as to
why such behavior occurs.
You
once said you never got a good studio
solo. Do you even try studio solos
anymore?
No.
I'll make one exception. I think that
maybe "Sleep Dirt," for all its
imperfections, is a pretty nice little
solo. I've done a few guitar samples, but
I probably should do more, because one of
the things that would be a stimulating
addition to the sample library would be a
set of my guitar notes that would allow
the machine to play all the shit I can't
do with my fingers, and still make it
kind of sound like my guitar. I'll get
around to that one day.
Whatever
happened to your Jimi Hendrix Miami
guitar?
I
gave it to Dweezil.
Is
it playable?
Oh,
yeah. He had it refurbished. Fender
spiffed the thing back up.
Is
there any type of music you hate?
There
are certain things that I'm not fond of,
but hate takes a lot of energy. I'm not
really fond of commercial cowboy music or
contemporary country - the "Slick
Willie" type of shit. And lounge
music I don't enjoy.
At
one time weren't you a lounge musician?
Oh
yeah, I had to do that, and at the end of
it I put my guitar in the case and stuck
it behind the sofa and didn't touch it I
guess for a year. It was nauseating.
Do
you see the world of sound as just this
palette to draw from, or were there
things about lounge music that actually
made you run screaming out of the room?
When
you're adopting or adapting a style in
order to tell a story, everything's fair
game. You have to have the right setting
to the lyric. If it's a lounge setting,
then there it goes. If it's a slick
country setting, then there it goes. The
important thing at that point is to tell
the story. But I don't think of the world
of musical style as the world of sound.
That's another topic altogether. That's
another planet. The world of sound is
back to the jack hammers and women in
labor.
You
quoted Stockhausen's "lazy dogmas of
impossibility."
Yeah.
He had presented the score of the
woodwind quintet of "Zeitmasse"
to some musicians who looked at all these
mondo tuplets and proclaimed the piece
unplayable. Then he responded that they
were creating "the lazy dogmas of
impossibility." And one of the most
accurate performances of
"Zeitmasse" that I know of was
a cassette that somebody gave me of a
group from San Francisco that had played
at a chamber music concert. The guy who
conducts the San Francisco Chamber
Symphony invited me up there to conduct
Varese in '83. He gave me a cassette of a
performance that he had conducted of
"Zeitmasse," and it was really
good. The first Columbia recording was
full of mistakes.
But
I'll tell you something This Ensemble
Modern could play that shit with their
eyes closed. In this incarnation of the
group, there's an American guy living in
Italy who is playing the tuba, a Swiss
character a couple of Canadians, and an
Australian, but, of course , being based
in Frankfurt, it's mostly German
musicians. The total instrumentation for
my piece was about 25. They had to add
some outside musicians because they don't
normally have a mandolin player. The
Ensemble Modern [normally about. 14
members] has been augmented by an extra
percussionist, so we have three
percussion, a guitar, mandolin, two harps
(one doubling piano), piano doubling
celesta, five woodwinds, five strings,
and seven brass. The group has been
around for about 10 years, and they own
themselves. They have an elected
three-musician board of directors which
handles the aesthetic decisions on what
they're going to play and when they're
going to play it. In order to be in the
group, you have to be voted in every
year. If you fuck up, you're out.
No
tenure.
No
tenure. And there's a waiting list of
people who would like to be in this
group. They do about 100 concerts a year
all over the world, and it's a full-time
job. These guys don't go out and do
jingle dates, and none of them are making
a lot of money from doing this. They all
seem to be living pretty close to the
economic borderline. About half of them
go to work on bikes - rain, sleet, or
snow.
Total
commitment.
And
can they play! It's unbelievable.
Are
they young, old, or mixed?
Mostly
young.
How
did you hear of this group?
I
was contacted by a guy named Henning
Lohner, who had a documentary about me
that's never been on the air in the U.S.,
but it's been on in Europe. It's all
about the serious-type stuff. Henning
knew a guy named Dr. Dieter Rexroth, who
runs the Frankfurt Festival and was the
director of the Hindemith Institute in
Frankfurt. Dr. Rexroth although he
doesn't speak English, is a big fan of my
stuff, and Henning suggested to him that
they invite me to do something in this
festival. So they sent me an economic
proposal that was insufficient and I
thanked them and said no. What they
wanted was impossible. So about four
months go by and I get another call, and
they say they really want me to be
involved in this festival, and would I
meet with these guys from the Ensemble
Modern, then they sent me some CDs that
the group had made for some German label.
And the thing that astonished mc was that
it was just a great album. They had
recorded the music of Kurt Weill. The
selections were all obscure, unique
things, some of them with vocals, and the
recording was great, the performance was
great.
At
any rate, finally we came to an
agreement, and I definitely had the idea
that these people really wanted to do
this. I didn't realize the decision was
not just coming from the director of the
festival; the musicians voted to invest
their time and energy in this project.
The musicians themselves desired to do
this. And so you know under those
circumstances that, whatever you write,
they're going to play the fuck out of it.
So the next thing that happened was, I
said let's construct the piece while
you're here; why don't you come to Los
Angeles for two weeks, and I'll rehearse
with the group just like I would rehearse
with a rock and roll band. And that's
what happened: We did rehearsals, we
recorded some improvisations, we did mass
samples with the whole group and
individual samples - things that never
came out of notation in any textbook,
things that you could never write down on
paper.
How
long did they stay?
For
the entire two weeks. Now here's the
other thing: During all this time none of
them got paid anything!
Sounds
like your type of guys.
There
was nothing they wouldn't try. If we were
after a particular musical result, they
were all for it. The classic example was
they are so Sound-texture-oriented that
they would try anything, even abuse their
instruments. The French horn players were
sitting there scraping the bells of their
horns across the floor, and those things
are very expensive. If I had the finest
Hollywood musicians, at no price could I
have gotten those sounds.
And
they certainly wouldn't have been that
committed.
Thc
other great noise was - there are two
people in this group who play didgeridus.
One of them is the woman from Australia
who is also the oboe player. And one
afternoon, I imagined this awful sound
that could be created if one were to take
a didgeridu and play it into a partially
filled coffee pot. And I asked her
whether she would do it. She said yes,
and let me say, it is truly nauseating. I
was laughing so much I had to leave the
room.
That
sounds like a great group - fun to work
with.
They're
so serious. The kind of laughs that they
have are German laughs. You know what I
mean? It's like there's a different kind
of humor involved here. There's a
different perspective on things. You can
laugh, but not too much. Anyway, you know
what happens if you take a little straw
and blow it into a half-empty Coke
bottle? Imagine a straw with a diameter
of about an inch-and-a-half or two
inches. It already has a wooden resonance
to it. You know the noise that comes out
of a didgeridu, that kind of
circular-breathing-type low droning
noise? If you plunged anything that would
make that noise into a liquid, you get
the tone and the bubbles at the same
time. It's pretty nauseating, but
fascinating.
How
much do you feature it in the new piece?
Is it just a little punctuation that
comes and goes, or is it the whole theme?
She's
going to have a solo.
Does
she know that yet?
Oh,
sure. They all - since they were using up
their vacation time to do this project -
she had to leave the day before the last
day, and so I had to make sure I got all
of her individual samples out of the way.
I said goodbye to her and thanked her
very much. And the next night, we were
having our final jam session of the
season. And she showed up again. She
canceled her flight, because she was
having so much fun. And at the end of the
thing, she said, "In all my musical
life, I have never had as much fun as
these two weeks working on this
stuff." And I was stunned, because
it was really such hard work and so many
hours.
You
allowed them to be so creative, and you
asked them to draw upon all their skills
and to expand their own borders in ways
that they probably don't get a chance to
do.
Well,
for one thing, I wanted to find out
whether they could improvise. Most of the
musicians in that part of the musical
world don't. And for the first time in
their lives, these people got a chance to
play a solo and they went from sheer
terror to ecstasy.
You
gave them all these opportunities. You
have a reputation for being a mentor of
the young and/or fosterer of unknown
people's careers. How did that happen?
I
think that it probably has something to
do with fractals. The more I think about
fractals, the more the whole idea of
fractals relates closely to what I do.
How
so?
Well,
if you're trying to divine order out of
chaos, that's a little bit presumptuous,
but then on the other hand so is the
concept of chaos. So I would say that the
fractal theory falls in the cracks
between those two attitudes. And
rhythmically, if you're dividing the
universe into twos and threes, which is
basically what happens with all
polyrhythmic subdivisions, you are to
some degree missing the boat - the
fractal boat. If you can think of rhythm
as an extension of the fractal universe
instead of even subdivisions of twos and
threes grouped into elevens and thirteens
or whatever, if you can think of
microsecond relationships as being valid
components of polyrhythms, then you're
getting closer to the way I view things.
And if you can, transferring that into
the anthropological domain, how I wind up
being, in your words, a mentor to these
kinds of people, it just seems that the
odds are in my favor, that if I keep
doing what I'm doing, we will meet.
You
made the comment that listeners accept
polyrhythms in your music and African
drum music with much greater ease than
they do dissonance. Why is it that
harmony seems to linger around so much?
Rap
music may bring an end to that. Think
about it. What is so preciously consonant
about spoken words? It used to be, in
order to have something acceptable as
broadcast material or even listenable
material, it had to be saturated with
consonance. And although rap music is not
dealing with harmonic combinations of
major and minor seconds, it is certainly
dealing in dissonance.
That's
true. You've done a lot with spoken
material, too, such as that thing with
Steve Vai tracking your voice.
Oh,
on "Dangerous Kitchen"? Yeah,
where he wrote down the - well, I'd have
to call it a scat because there's no
other word for it. It's on that and
"Jazz Discharge Party Hats." He
transcribed it and then learned it on the
guitar and then played it on the record.
But I think that the other, better
example of spoken material would be
something like "Dumb All Over."
Why
is it okay to hear really strange rhythms
but not to hear really strange harmonies?
Well,
arguing the other position, people do
assimilate really strange harmonies when
they are accompanied by the appropriate
image.
Do
you mean like in horror-movie music when
the maniacal slasher is about to come?
Exactly.
It's
got to be visually triggered.
Well,
the society has been so saturated with
visual data, and the audio that goes
along with those pictures stays in your
tissue, kind of like dioxin. And you hear
the slasher music, you know what slasher
texture is, you know slasher harmony
[laughs]. And if you hear anything that
sounds like slasher harmony and there's
no slasher, you're still going to feel
the slasher.
Then
the question becomes, have the visual
media people created the proper image to
go with the sound?
Well,
if I were going to do a slasher movie, I
could be a lot scarier than the shit that
they stick in there. I thought that the
pinnacle, the thing that everybody has
gone for since it was established as a
slasher norm, was the squeak squeak
squeak from Psycho. Most film scoring for
tense moments runs the gamut from squeak
squeak squeak to the filter opening up on
the Minimoog on the low note. Not too
much in between there.
How
do you think Schubert would feel knowing
that the Unfinished Symphony is the
Smurfs' theme?
Well,
how do you think that the people in
America would feel if they knew where the
Smurfs came from? They were an
advertising device for British Petroleum.
When we went to Holland for the first
time with the band with Mark and Howard
in '70 or '71, the whole place was
riddled with fuckin' Smurfs advertising
BP. And the joke in the band was,
"Smurf mee" because on the
billboards that's what they said.
"Smurf me" spelled
"m-e-e." I don't know what it
means. But to go from that to what we now
have as a family of Smurfs with their own
personalities. According to Ahmet, who
saw this spectacle on television, he
witnessed an interview with a guy who was
one of the Smurf voices, taking himself
so seriously that it beggared
description. I mean, he did about a
five-minute routine on this guy.
There's
our cultural hero. And again it gets me
back thinking of guitar heroes, and why
they are gunslingers. In your touring
days with rock bands, did you see guys
out there playing air guitar?
Sure.
What
is that and how come girls don't do it?
Well,
because their tits get in the way, for
one thing - same reason why you don't see
that many girl guitar players unless
they're handling it at a low altitude.
But I think it's probably because girls
are too smart to play air guitar. If ever
there was something that the women's
liberation movement could use to prove
the inferiority of the male species, it's
the extremely low number of women who
play air guitar.
We
haven't talked about your business. As I
understand it, you and Gail handle
everything.
In
the house, we have three offices. We've
got one upstairs in the bedroom where I
do all the liner notes and that kind of
word-processing stuff. Gail has an
office, and then there's another office
just as you come in the gate that we use
for all the phone transactions and that
kind of stuff. We have a lab, we have a
studio, we have an editing facility,
three vaults for tape and film. That's
all right here where we live. There's two
other buildings in the San Fernando
Valley. One of them is Joe's Garage,
which is a rehearsal facility. And then
there's our warehouse, where all the
equipment and stuff comes out of. Gail
runs all that.
Why
did you decide to handle all these things
yourselves?
Well,
I would say there's a certain hose-job
factor in there, but in reality it's just
good business sense.
What's
in that huge vault downstairs?
Since
the early '70s, I've collected every
interview, every performance clip,
everything that was done around the world
that I could get a copy of. Then there's
all the rest of the footage from Baby
Snakes, the accounts of every documentary
that was done in Europe and everyplace
else, and then there's videotape - every
format from two-inch to digital video and
all stops in between. Plus all the
masters, all the road tapes, and all of
the 1/4" tapes from Cucamonga. The
audio tapes go back to '55.
So
early on you were very careful about
keeping things and keeping them in order.
Well,
being a pack rat is something. but
keeping it in order is another thing.
In
other words, it's a hellacious chore for
someone.
Well,
the vault is very well organized. .And I
know where stuff is, but nobody else
does. In order to put it in a condition
where anybody could go in there and find
anything anytime they needed it, it would
take about a year and a bar-code
generator. Even a student intern wouldn't
know what the fuck to do with it, because
many of the road tapes have never even
been listened to. They are still gaffered
shut just the way they came off the road.
And in order to log it, you've got to
listen to it. And what intern is even
going to know what he's hearing? And the
mental notes that I have about what's on
those tapes is not only what the tunes
are, but where the good versions are. And
your only other option to leaving the
stuff scattered like that is to go
through the arduous process of making
logs of everything, clip the good takes
out, collate them, and start yet another
library.
Does
it frustrate you that it s impossible to
do all of these things as fast as you
would want to?
Yes.
Let me put it to you another way. If I
could, I'd keep my studio running 24
hours a day. For some of those things
that need to be done on the studio level,
I don't need to be in the control room
with the engineer. I could just give
instructions, and because the board is
automated, once you've done a mix, if
anything needs to be changed in the mix,
all he's got to do is go back and tweak a
couple of faders and rerun it, and no
time is lost. But this engineer that I'm
working with, Spence, is a mutant,
because not only does he understand old
analog technology - he's still a vinyl
guy at home, and he's one of these guys
that likes tube amplifiers and all this
kind of stuff - but he knows how to
operate all of the digital recording
equipment. He understands the Sonic
Solutions, and he can even operate that
aspect of the Synclavier that interfaces
with the recording machines. In other
words, I could leave him alone. I could
say, "Call up this sequence, do
this, this, this, and this," and he
knows how to run all these things.
Now
there's not too many recording engineers
that I know of that have a hands-on
experience with all this gear and do it
right. And he's got real good ears for
balancing things. I would need three guys
like that in order to run three
eight-hour shifts in there. And I feel
lucky that I can get him four days a
week, ten hours a day. But you know at
the end of the day when he's got to go
back to his wife, I'm sitting there
going, "Oh well, we almost got that
one done." It drives you crazy a
little bit, but then on the other hand,
if I were to just hire a bunch of guys to
move the faders up and down, I wouldn't
get "the good result." And
besides, all these people have very
unique personalities. Todd is truly a
unique and mysterious character. Same
with Dondorf, same with Chrislu. And
fortunately they all get along with each
other. And it's very amusing to be in the
same room with these three guys trying to
have a conversation with each other. I
really enjoy it.
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